You always make yourself out to be a bad guy.
Why? You’re not the insecure type;
there’s nothing to conceal; your jokes are not
dry, no need to quit before you’ve even
started though you’re not a comedian,
you crack me up, although I admit
sometimes I’m the only one laughing
doesn’t change my opinion of you
(who’s counting LOLs?); you’re unique,
and you fascinate me; I’m never bored
when you’re around, you always amaze me.